Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho

Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon

Submitted by: moooody (0333-4283860) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com)