Funny SMS

SMS karne k Faidy:

1-Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Typing improve hoti he.
3-Aap jisy sms karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
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5-Aap ko koi KANJOOS nahi kahega.

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi

aaj raat chandani hai,

kal raat b shayad ho

kissi din teri yadoon ko select karoon delete kar doon

ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey

I LOVE YOU..!
I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World…!!!

Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..

Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi…!!

3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would've Also Once Said,

"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" 🙂

Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha,
Janazey k aage 1 kutta or peeche aamiyon ki lambi line thi,
1 aadmi aa kr pochta hai bhai ye sb kese huwa?
Husband:Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mr gayi,
Aadmi:ye kutta 1din k liye mujhe

Money will not make you happy,

and happy will not make you money

*No Country For Poor Not For Me*

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To.
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh Kar Aasmaan Bhi Ro Parra Faraz!

Jab Larkiyon K Numbers se Bhari Hui Sim Gum ho Gai. 🙂