Funny SMS

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai 😉

GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude…!

its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!

Ho naheen sakta k muhy apki yaad na aiy
Bhool k b bhooloun wo waqt naaiy
Aap bhulao tao apko agli saans na aiy
Mein bholoun to
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Kia hoa banda bhool be jata hai

sara gawaaho or
sabuto ko,
madd-e-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat,
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dafa 420 k tehet

$m$ parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurum me
BIKHSRI Qarar deti Hai

Tum dur sahi majboor sahi
Par yaad tumhaari aati hai
Jab saans vaha par lete ho
To badboo yaha par aati hai

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Dheet ho jana par Man'na nahi

I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to khi nhi Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn baja Do

Doctor kay band clinic kay agay lambi line thi. Aik sardar bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr ker pechay phenk daytay.
Sardar: Lagay raho, mai v clinic nahi kholna