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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

A Sensible Proposal:

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!

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Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin or riaz…

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Aik he kambal main ghuss gaye Mohsin or riaz…

Kiun k pankha full speed se chala k bhaag gaya Faraz… ;->

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Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya… ;->

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Teacher;

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

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Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu&q

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"…

warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai… ;->

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HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA

"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->

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Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein

WASI,

Na Kisi ne Chaaye poochi na Kisi ne Lassi.

O Ja Oye Wasi!.!'!.!

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Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Coke Peete Pepsi Peete
Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

MTV Channel V Cool Hain
Bhool Gaye PTV
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Reserve Bank Hain Khali
Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Pa

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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

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Bhooton sa chehra tera

January 17th, 2010     Funny SMS

Bhooton sa chehra tera
Chudail si muskaan hai
Rang tera dekh ke
Roop tera dekh ke
Kutte bhi hairaan hai

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