Funny SMS

Emran Hashmi On Cosmetic Shop : 1 Lipstick dena

Shopkeeper : Kon sa colour??

Emran Hasmi : Bhai colour ko choro Taste acha hona chahye

We are becoming lesser by the day
Our communication – Wireless
Our dress – Topless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relati

Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai??

Socho! Socho!

Aur Socho!

Dono hi paisey kha kar chor dete hein.

eacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.

Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein

Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein

Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein

Dawai achi

Pathan english k paper me fail hogia due to following translations:
1-Me aam admi nhi hoon.
I m not a mango man
2-Muje b english ati hy.
English comes to me also
3-Do aur do brabar char.
Give and give equal to four
4-Mera taulik Hari

majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya
vo marne wala tha laila ke pyar me
or laila baithi thi sms free hone ke intazar me

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

1.A Man's Salary

2.A Girl's Age..

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Students %..

It Hurts

In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal's Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!

Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as you,

n that's the very special reason why I keep in touch with u.