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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Heights Of Professional Respect..

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

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The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

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Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0 ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD'Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

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How To Impress A Kam Wali ?

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .

Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

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In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

'Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano

'Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo'.

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1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

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What Is Faster

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?

A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! 🙂

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Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Papp

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

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Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko…
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
(',')
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_/ |_

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Faqeer:

January 21st, 2010     Funny SMS

Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon,

Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.

Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jae to misscall de dena. 😀

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