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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Sardar: Apna beemar baap sa

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Sardar: Apna beemar baap sa
Bapu: Tere marna ka baad tujha dafnaya jaya ya jalaya jaya.
Sardar: Beta mujhsa na pooch mujha surprise dena.

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pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I M

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

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"Think about yourself atleast once in your li

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time…

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

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1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

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Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit2-Why?

Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

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Door Se Dekha To

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Door Se Dekha To
'Sher' Tha

To
To

Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !

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A WISE MAN

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn't PEE
On His Hand … ;->

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Things To Remember

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Things To Remember
In Life …

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

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Pathan Pizza-hut Gya

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega … ;->

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Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi

January 23rd, 2010     Funny SMS

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho'n Pr

HAIRAN
PARESHAN
UDAAS
THAKI Hui
Phir
Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

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