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A msg for all the students
January 27th, 2010 
A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !
As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?
Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he
Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
pathan ko rota dekh kar dost ne pocha
pathan ko rota dekh kar dost ne pocha
kya hua?
pathan;
bohut bara dhoka hogya
mene 2 ton ka A.C liya
ghar akar tola to sirf 25 kilo ka nikla
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.