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Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mer
January 31st, 2010 
Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mera elaj kar dein tu kabhi aapke kaam aaunga
Dr:kya kaam karte ho?
mariz:
qabar khodta hun..;-)
College girl at fee counter: Sir pehle meri lelo.
College girl at fee counter: Sir pehle meri lelo.
SIR :Thora ruko aram se le loonga.
Girl :Jaldi le lo phr nhi de paoungi q k phr mere period start ho jainge.
kambrother Zulm o jaber ki pehchan mita k rakh dai
kambrother Zulm o jaber ki pehchan mita k rakh dain ""kamboh"" ab b chahein to kohroom macha k rakh dain ""kamboh"" khshk paton ki terha bikher hain ""kamboh""ek ho jaein to duniya ko hila k rakh
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
😉
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu…
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai… ;->