Funny SMS

Ladki ka dil pani ki tarha hota hai,
Ladkay ka dil mobile ki tarah,
Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe,
Waat mobile ki hi lagti hai

Ladki ka dil pani ki tarha hota hai,
Ladkay ka dil mobile ki tarah,
Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe,
Waat mobile ki hi lagti hai

[size="2"][b]Talent And Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat

[size="2"][b]Talent And Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya
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Yar Saans Phool Gai thi Uski,
tum b na jan lelo Pathano ki

Man:
Sardarji aap k paas mobile hai to phir aap ne LETTER kyun bheja?

Sardar:
Oye mainay tujhey phone kiya tha par andar se larki ne kaha plz try LETTER

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

1: I am lamp you rare light
2: I am coke u r spirit
3: I am sawan u r badal
4: I am normal u r pagal
5: I am water u r tanki
6: I am tarzan u r monkey

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Zardari Ka U.S.A. Ka Daura Kamyab Raha,

China Ka Daura Kamyab Raha,

Japan Ka Daura Kamyab Rha.
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Bas Ab Dil K Dauray Ka Intezar Hai.
ALLAH Kamyab Kre
Aameen