Funny SMS

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :-

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE…

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.

Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon…:-)

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID…!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker…!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi… ;->

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->

Girl in a party to a man: excuse me sir kia ap mere face se ek cheez hata saktey hain???

Man ( khush hotey hoe) : han han bolo kia??

Girl : manhoos aadmi apni nazren hatao!!!!!!!

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy … ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoo

ew About

" FARAZ"

In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARAZ"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana… ;->

agar ek kashti mein
zardari
nawaz shareef
altaf hussain
pervaiz elahi
or fazlur rehman
hon or ship doob jaye to app k khayal mein kon bach jaye ga..???
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PAKISTAN.