Funny SMS

Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. 🙂

sadasdasdas

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it…"
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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it…"
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six eight five two nine six three

Teacher: Agar supar mam film Pakistan mein banti yo is ka naam kya hota?????

Student: "Udan Wala Gujjar"

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai…

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

Small girl & boy are seen crying 2gether..

Den askd why?

Girl says

"My doll has broken"
&

Boy says
"I M crying bcoz my doll is crying.."

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya

Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya

Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo