Funny SMS
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Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
February 10th, 2010 
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA… =P ;->
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain…
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai… ;->
Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''Ab kya lene aayi ho''
Pathan ki B-v boli
''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'';->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Dentist Ki Beti-
Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
A beautiful dress is of no use
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don't have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Definition for Human being:
Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people…..!!!!!!