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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Woman on date with husband's best friend;

February 11th, 2010     Funny SMS

Woman on date with husband's best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! 😀

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Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

February 11th, 2010     Funny SMS

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

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Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

February 11th, 2010     Funny SMS

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. 🙂

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4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

February 11th, 2010     Funny SMS

4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking's 2stdy 4next exam-:-D

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nothing

February 10th, 2010     Funny SMS

nothing

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ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

February 10th, 2010     Funny SMS

ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai…!! 🙂

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Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya

February 10th, 2010     Funny SMS

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May…

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne…

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Friend 2 pathan.

February 10th, 2010     Funny SMS

Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu

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Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

February 10th, 2010     Funny SMS

Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

Translate It Into English . . . !

My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U…=P;->

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5 years,

February 10th, 2010     Funny SMS

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

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