Funny SMS

Teacher:
ye kon sa tense hai, \”Pakistan mein load shedng khtm hojae gi.\”

Student:
\”Future Impossible tense\”

99% Of The Girls Are Beautiful
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And The Remaining 1% Are My Clasfellows…..!!! 😛

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Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?

Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa

Dost-Q?

Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai 😛

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Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha

LRKI Shrma k,
Kya Dekh rhe ho
khan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen

Admi:
meri koi girl frnd nhn

Phol wala:
phr apni mengatar k lia lejyen

Admi:
meri koi mengatar bi nhn

Phol wala:
phr apni biwi k lia lejyen

Admi:
meri koi biwi b nhn

Phol wala:
Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja…!

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya.:-

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face
N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick

Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Boy: Kuch Acha Krne Se Agr Dag Lgte Hy To
Dag To Ache Hote Hy;-)

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Mere Paas
Email Hai,
Facebook Hai,
Orkut Hai,
Twitter Hai,
Mobile Ha,
…Sms Package Ha
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
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Smart Answer:
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Mere Paas \”Aur Bhi Kaam Hain \”:P

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My Hands Never PAIN When Typing Message For You …
Bcoz. . .
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I Always Sent Forward Messages =P

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Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With Another Guy.

Wife: Why Are You Early?
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Husband: Who Is He?
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Wife: Don\’t Try To Change The Topic 😀

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