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March 4th, 2010 
Girl:If V Get Maried Stp Smoking
Boy:Ok
G:Drinking Too
B:Ok
G:&Goin 2the Night CLUB.
B:Yes
G:Wat Else U Can Leave
B:D Idea Of Marry U
Define "GUTS"..??
Define "GUTS"..??
Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)
Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me li
Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi…
Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath
hogi….
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her… WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega…. toh
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega…. toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!
ness-cafe…~
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his f
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!
But,
now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D
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Hakaya Makaya
Rumba Zumba
Timbak Tumbak
Gubba Jubba
Hiba Hu
Jinga Lala Hu…
Congratulation!
U R
Getting married is very much like going to a resta
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.