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March 8th, 2010 
"SUFI BANASPATI"JO naam hai aitamad ka,
"SUFI
BANASPATI"JO naam hai aitamad
ka,
sara ko cooking ka shoq hua,
Mama le aai sufi,
sufi pe aitamad jo tha,
subah uthi to na sara thi na sufi
sufi pe aetimad jo thi,
3 saal bad wapas aey to sath
habib or sultan be ta,
aur kro sufi pe
aetimad
1 Akalmand Insan ne Bewakuf Se pucha
1 Akalmand Insan ne Bewakuf Se pucha
Sari Duniya Tumhe Bewaquf Kyon Kehti He?
Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawab Do Na. 😛
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hy
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .
AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .
AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .
DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?
studnt:SIR . . . . .
MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . .
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF B
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE…
Wife:''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri sha
Wife:''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''
Husband:''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''
Chaar Haathi He.
Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.
Bolo Aisa Q ??
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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He… 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He 🙂
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Br
From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??
From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz 😀