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Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST Han
March 11th, 2010 
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??
KhuSh h0 gAe nA!
Ab ALLAH HafiZ!
MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy… =P ;->
NAME:
NAME:
Basheeran Maasi
PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:
16/03/75
WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3'5"
COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck
BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0n
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:
Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo
"My BrothEr cAn't Cook."
BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"… ;->
Man to a Frnd:
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn't speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL… ;->
larki:
larki:
darzi ki dukan par ghi aur pocha
g yahan galay miltey hain?
garzi khara ho kr bola"
wase to nai miltey ap kehti hain to mil letay hain….! -:)
waqt zaya na karo ek ek minute qeemat hai
waqt zaya na karo ek ek minute qeemat hai
waqt ki qadar us shaks se pocho jo bathroom ki line mein khara ho aur andr walay bolay bus ek minute aur"
yeh hai…!
yeh hai…!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay…
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,
such to yeh hai k zamane mein….
main bhi jhoota hoon…
tu bhi jhoota hai
Ek totla receptionist se:
Ek totla receptionist se:
mu mu mujhy english sikhni hai.
Receptionist:Sir pehly ap sirf bolna to sikhiye English bad me sikhiyega…
( BLACKWATER )