Funny SMS
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Teacher: Which is important 2 us SUN or MOON?
April 28th, 2007 
Teacher: Which is important 2 us SUN or MOON?
Sardar: MOON because it gives us light at night when we need but SUN gives us light only in day time when we donot need.
Kisi bi Film ka NAM sochain & uske agay "
Kisi bi Film ka NAM sochain & uske agay "Gandi G ki Dhoti Main" Laga Dain, Phir Dekhain e.g; Halchul-Gandi G ki Dhoti main, Main HooNa Gandi G ki Dhoti Main, Dilwale Dulhaniya le jainge-Gandi G ki Dhoti Main, Muna Bahi-Gandi G ki Dhoti Main,
Bhagwan sab say zaida kab khush hotay hain?
Bhagwan sab say zaida kab khush hotay hain?
Jab Film main koi larki kehti ha, Plz mujay Bhagwan kliye chor doo….
Did you hear about the new French tank?
Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
Jub mai paida hoi shetan bola shit Yar!!aik or fri
Jub mai paida hoi shetan bola shit Yar!!aik or frishta paida ho giya,or jub tum paida hoe tu shetan bola WAW!!ab tu compitision ho ga.
1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzre
1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?
Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala
baccha!
Sweetooo!
Paalo!
Shonoo!
Mmmuaaahhh!
Ohh! Yeeh kya
dunya main ik dil hy
dunya main ik dil hy
jo hr pal
hr gari
har wakt
har subha
har sham
har rat
har lamha
sirf aur sirf ap k liay dharakta hy
aur wo dil hy
aap ka apna stupid
papu apny dost sai..yar tainu pata wai k maj da do
papu apny dost sai..yar tainu pata wai k maj da dodh peen nal dimag taiz hunda wai banda wise hunda wai..papu tainu kiny kiaa??dost…meri miss naii…papu oo nai yar teri miss gaap mardi wai..jaii aaiih gall hundi tai apna KATTAA scientits na lagya hunda
Looks may capture the eyes, but it's the pers
Looks may capture the eyes, but it's the personality that captures the heart. So always Go 4 personality. Thank U for capturing me in ur eyes & heart 😉