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Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko mu
May 2nd, 2007 
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasv
Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali
Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan phasaali
Baby baby yes mama ka punjabi version Baby baby!
Baby baby yes mama
ka punjabi version
Baby baby!
Haan bebe!
Phak lai cheeni!
Na bebe!
Juth marda!
Na bebe!
Lawaan juti!
Na bebe!
Khool bhuthha!
Hahaha!
Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.
Wo bhi kia DIN huma karte thay,
Wo bhi kia DIN huma karte thay,
Jablog DEEWANOO ki Tarha tum ko KISS kiya karte thay,
per thi app ki KISMAT kharab,
Us waqt app 1 SAAL ke huwa karte thay,…
Jub tum hanste ho to asay lagta hai ke insaan pehl
Jub tum hanste ho to asay lagta hai ke insaan pehle bandar tha. Dhekho ghussa na hona, kyonke jab tum gussa hote ho to asay lagta hai ke insaan ab bhi bandar hai….!
Utaro Utaro,
Utaro Utaro,
Jaldi Utaro,
dupatta utaro, qameez utaro,
shalwar utaro……
Shukar hai barish se phlay rassi se saray kapray utaar liye…!
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se
sardar jii asked from his friend that:"oey ya
sardar jii asked from his friend that:"oey yar y u use prepaid connection instead of postpaid?
other sardar jii replied:"yar in prepaid we just buy a card and thus dont pay bill for calls"