Funny SMS

Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum roti khain gay…
warna…
warna…
ghusse me panir paratha aur chicken palao k baad ice cream kha kar hi din guzar lein gain.

Hum ko hum hi se churalo
Dil mein kahin tum chupa lo
Hum akale kho na jain
Dor tum se ho na jain
Pas aao
aao
aao
Rukoo!
Rukoo!
Pehle safeguard se naha lo.

Hoooo
Hahahahaha
Kia hukam ha mere aaqa!
Aaqa: mere lia aik haseen larki lao!
Gin:Aaqa jee! mein gin hoon koi kanjar nahi.

,:*"*;,
*; %,*; ,;*"*;,
__)(__ *; %,*;
__)(__

—
(".)
<)_,–,
LL .,.,.

Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhorh Do

Chupke Chupke Yon Nazar Milana Chhorh Do

Kisi Din Bohat Pito Gay Unse Tum

Yeh Masjidon Se Jootay Churana Chhorh Do.

Maan beti se"aray yai kibab pelay pelay se hain aur karway bi
beti"amman!aap ne hi to kha tha k jab kou cheez jal jaey tu usse
Burnal laga dia jaey."

Teacher."I killed a person"convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Wo bhi kia DIN huma karte thay,
Jablog DEEWANOO ki Tarha tum ko KISS kiya karte thay,
per thi app ki KISMAT kharab,
Us waqt app 1 SAAL ke huwa karte then,…

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho… How r u?

Sardar:selling Pasashoot,"Plane se kudo,button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo
Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis..