Funny SMS

Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.
BV. kon say fida,
Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi milrahi hay…..

yeh chori chori ana jana chohr do yeh chupke chupke nazrye milana chohr do khoob pito gay tum masjidon se jootye churana chohr do

ch pervaiz ellahi had 4 sons monas ellahi karim ellahi shabir ellahi nd wazir ellahi when his 5th son born his wife named him bas kar ellahi

SONY KI DEEWAAR KIYA TOREE
PIYAR BHERA DIL TOR DIYA
SIRF EK RUPEY KEE KHATIR
TUM NE SMS KERNA CHOR DIYA

Pepsi Is A Word Of LOVE .

P 4 !! Pyar

E 4 !! Ehsas

P 4 !! Pagalpan

S 4 !! Sabar

I 4 !! Ishq

App ko Ya Sab Kuch Mil Sakta Hay

Sirf

12 Rupay Main

bas nazron se dekh lia hota…
agar tamana thi darane ki….
hum yuhi behosh ho jatay …
kia zarurat thi muskarane ki…

Hus: Suit bohat acha pehna huwa hai;
Wife: Thank You
Hus: Lip Stick bhi Achi Lagai hui hai;
Wife: Thank You G,
Hus: Make-up bhi acha kia hua hai;
Wife: Thank Y G,
Hus: Lekin khoob surat phir bhi nahin lag rahi ho.

Jab Hont se Hont miltey hain to Kya hota hai?

Socho Socho….!

Chhee……!

Kitna Ganda sochtey ho…!
Arey Moun band hota hai….

Aap aik aisey Don ho jiskey pas har lock ki chabi hoti hai.Yehi wajah hai k loug aapko Don with key kehtey hain.Aur pyar aaye to DONKEY kehtey hain!

I Got up in the morning My eyes were foggy Suddenly a flash came in my mind . I saw in that
you . You were looking like an angel .You had white wings I saw in your eyes , I felt as if they were saying
something That something was the feeling that