Funny SMS

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

ek ladki thi diwani si
sunder si lambi si
nazrein jhukake sharmake
galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi
aur kaha karti thi
bartan le lo bartan

fizao me tum ho
hawao me tum ho
dhoop me tum ho
chaon me tum ho
sach hi suna tha..
buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota..

Once a mouse goes to elephant, asks him to give her underwear, elephant tells him that his underwear will be larger for you, the mouse said, i need your under wear for use of trapplent(Tamboo) for my sons marriage gathering.

uger tum mil jao zamana chorh day gen hum uger msg na kia to qasam say tere tangen torh den gay hum

Pappu. Aami mujhe yahan say phul jhari lani hay.
Ammi. Bata yahan Pulljhari nahi milti ya Girls hostil hay.
Pappu. Lakin Papa nay tu ya kaha tha ka Pulljariyan tu yahan hoti han.

If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayen