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Duniya buri ho sakti hay aap nai,
May 18th, 2007 
Duniya buri ho sakti hay aap nai,
Duniya bewafa ho sakti hay aap nahi,
duniya gandi ho sakti hay aap nahi,
kuty ke dom sedi ho sakti !!! hay aap nahi!!!
Ma Betay se : Batao wo kon sa janwar hay jo hamain
Ma Betay se : Batao wo kon sa janwar hay jo hamain Khanay ke leye Gosht aur pehnay ke leye Joota deta Hay ? Bata : Hamaray Papa.
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kam kar do,
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kam kar do,
1 benaam si Mohabbat mere naam kar do,
meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsan kr do,
ghar se Naha k niklo
pooray ilaqay ko hairan kr do
Dost hamari dosti kitni pyari,
Dost hamari dosti kitni pyari,
lakin her kisi ne gadha samajh kar,
Tujhe lat mari,
Kya tujhe pyari nahin dosti hamari?
To phir reply kar warna jhuk ja,
Kyon k ab lat marne ki meri bari.
Mubarak ho DOST
Mubarak ho DOST
tum har 5 mint baad TV p aaney lage ho,
Sab ko Hasane lage ho,
Aur aate he kehte ho….
0900 78601
Tele Fun
Tele Fun
arze kiya hai………………
arze kiya hai………………
jab tak murgi deti hai sone k anday……….
jab tak murgi deti hai sone k anday……….
jab tak murgi deti hai sone k anday……….
jab tak murgi deti hai sone k anday……….
tab tak use jine do aur
kiya ker rahi ho..
kiya ker rahi ho..
nechey aao
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phir nechey aao..
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.sham on u
aik sms per
dor se dekha to
dor se dekha to
kuch dikha nahin..
dor se dekha to
kuch dikha nahin..
pass jake dekha to
kuch tha hi nahin…!!!
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya