Funny SMS

Maine kaha Dil Ruba
Usne kaha balance bhaij
Maine kaha Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Kaise nahi
Maine kaha Mehangai Hai
Usne kaha Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha

2 + 3 = 8
Kaisay huey?
Bataoo!
Socho !
Aur socho !
Zara damagh use karo !
Zara aur socho !
Nahe pata?
Now stop using your mind.
Mein bata hoon.

Ghalti se huey.

Is Dil ka kaha mano ik kaam kardo ik benaam c mohabat mere naam kardo Meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsan kardo Ghar se naha kar niklo Poray ilaqay ko hairaan kar do!

Aik aap hain ke kitne sweet hain. aik aap hain ke kitne cute hain. aik aap hain ke kitne lovely hain. Aik hum hain ke jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain

kaash main phool hota tere ghar main rehta tu mujy pani deta ya nahi deta main tujy khushboo zaror deta ok.

dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai bina sms dil bor ho raha hai kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost hum se door ho raha hai

1 sardar fall in the love of a NARCE , so he decude to write a love latter to her . he stard to write … SISTER i love u so much ,,,,,,,,

Lohiaa lalan vach , Ten dabaa vach , Sokiaa rothiee vach , Copy catbiaa de radhiee vach , Selvar patall da barthan vach , FER BALNACE PUVAA TAA SMS BAGEE …

Na chahat hai sitaron ki

Na tamanna hai nazaron ki

Bas ap jaisa dst mil jaye

Jo mat maar de saroon ki

Thandi hye koffi Garam kar lo, us pathar dil ko thora sa naram kar lo, aap ky hoty huwy InBox Khali hye Thori sy to Dosto Sharam kar Looooo…hahahahahah