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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

pathan ki 2 bevian lar pari.

March 31st, 2010     Funny SMS

pathan ki 2 bevian lar pari.
aik boli k aj sunday he.
2sri boli k aj manday he.
pathan tang aa k bola.

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.main kia pagal hn jo juma perh k aya hon.

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Excellent positive statement-

March 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Excellent positive statement-

"I'm not totally useless,

I can still be used as an example of uselessness!"

Dats attitude!

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Hi i m jawad

March 27th, 2010     Funny SMS

Hi i m jawad

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In Ghajini

March 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..

How ? ? ?

Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng…;->:-D

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Larka Larki Went On A Date,

March 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

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Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

March 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga… ;->

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Uthamam dadadath padham,

March 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum… =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon… ;->

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March 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

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tring … tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon…

apke sms nhe aa rahe!

sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->

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English ki understnding mulahiza farmaiyey.

March 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

English ki understnding mulahiza farmaiyey.

Yo buddy,wats up? = vay kaka, ay uttay ki tangya ay?

Listen buddy, that chick is mine! = O pai o nikki kukree meri ay.

R U nuts ? = Oye tu akhrot aen?

Rock the party = watty mar jasha

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An Idea Can Change Your Life

March 25th, 2010     Funny SMS

An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS…

WHAT AN IDEA?

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