Funny SMS

Kash tu mera bkra honda,
Main tainu pyar nal patthe khwanda,
Tere singaan nu phar k hilanda,
tay pyar nal puchda,Das tu pagal k main??
tay tu pyar nal bolda…
Mainnnnnnn

PATIENT:MUJHE BIMARI HAI.NA KHAON TO BHOOK LAGTI HAI.NA SOUON TO NEEND ATI HAI.OR ZADA KAM KAR KE THAK JATA HON.DOC:SARI RATT DHOOP ME BETHO THEEK HO JAYO GE

dil k rishtye ka koi naam nhi hota..maana k is ka koi anjam nahi hota…ager nibhanye ki chahat ho dono taraf..tamam umer koi rishta nakam nhi hota

Molvi apni wife say:
jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.
Biwi:wo kyun
Molvi: unki aurtain murday se lipat lipat ker roti hain!!

Aoa, hw r u dear. and what r u doing now a days. I think u r little confused about ur results in police deparment.

mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter……..
saman Mojod…………….
.Doctore mojod………
………………Nurs Mojod…..
Magar…
Pagal…..
SMS Parny main Masroof ……HAhahahahahahahhaha

Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi………
balance chahta ho jaisay

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Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except one sardar ji.He Wrote DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH"

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thappar marne par patni ko pati manatae hue bola: aadmi usey marta hay, jise pyaar karta hay.patni ne pati ko do thappar mare or boli app kia samjaten hain muje app se pyaar naheen

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thappar marne par patni ko pati manatae hue bola: aadmi usey marta hay, jise pyaar karta hay.patni ne pati ko do thappar mare or boli app kia samjaten hain muje app se pyaar naheen