Funny SMS
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Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Tu bhi kangal
2 + 3 = 8
2 + 3 = 8
Kaisay huey?
Bataoo!
Socho !
Aur socho !
Zara damagh use karo !
Zara aur socho !
Nahe pata?
Now stop using your mind.
Mein bata hoon.
Ghalti se huey
Someday u may lose ur hair.
Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
Aaj mosam may kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Aaj mosam may kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Aaj beqaboo se mere jazbat hain,
Jee chahta hai k tum ko chura loo tum se,
Per MAMA kehti hai k chori kerna buri baat hai…..
2 + 3 = 8
2 + 3 = 8
Kaisay huey?
Bataoo!
Socho !
Aur socho !
Zara damagh use karo !
Zara aur socho !
Nahe pata?
Now stop using your mind.
Mein bata hoon.
Ghalti se huey
Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha.
Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha.
Phir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye.
Aatey Gaye.
Phir
Phir
Phir
Phir Kiya
Mujhe
Aap Ko 1 Rupya Dena Hi Para.
musharaf na ammi say kaha——–amma meri biwi op
musharaf na ammi say kaha——–amma meri biwi opposition walo say mil gayee hay, =====jab b raat ku kamray may jatha hun, thu kahti hai, WARDI UTARU
KASH AAP HAMARI GALI MAIN AEIN THORA ITRAIEN THORA
KASH AAP HAMARI GALI MAIN AEIN THORA ITRAIEN THORA SHERMAIN THORA MOSKARAIN THORA GHABRAIEN AUR PHIR ZOR SE AWAZ LAGAIEN TEEN DABA WAICH LO….