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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho

July 2nd, 2007     Funny SMS

Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

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Tu bhi kangal

July 2nd, 2007     Funny SMS

Tu bhi kangal
Main bhi kangal
Aao khalain miss call miss call

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2 + 3 = 8

July 1st, 2007     Funny SMS

2 + 3 = 8
Kaisay huey?
Bataoo!
Socho !
Aur socho !
Zara damagh use karo !
Zara aur socho !
Nahe pata?
Now stop using your mind.
Mein bata hoon.

Ghalti se huey

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Someday u may lose ur hair.

July 1st, 2007     Funny SMS

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

July 1st, 2007     Funny SMS

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Aaj mosam may kuch ajeeb si baat hai,

July 1st, 2007     Funny SMS

Aaj mosam may kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Aaj beqaboo se mere jazbat hain,
Jee chahta hai k tum ko chura loo tum se,
Per MAMA kehti hai k chori kerna buri baat hai…..

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2 + 3 = 8

June 22nd, 2007     Funny SMS

2 + 3 = 8
Kaisay huey?
Bataoo!
Socho !
Aur socho !
Zara damagh use karo !
Zara aur socho !
Nahe pata?
Now stop using your mind.
Mein bata hoon.

Ghalti se huey

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Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha.

June 20th, 2007     Funny SMS

Aap Ne Mujh Ko Dekha.
Phir Aap Mere Peeche Aaye.
Aatey Gaye.
Phir

Phir

Phir

Phir Kiya

Mujhe

Aap Ko 1 Rupya Dena Hi Para.

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musharaf na ammi say kaha——–amma meri biwi op

June 15th, 2007     Funny SMS

musharaf na ammi say kaha——–amma meri biwi opposition walo say mil gayee hay, =====jab b raat ku kamray may jatha hun, thu kahti hai, WARDI UTARU

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KASH AAP HAMARI GALI MAIN AEIN THORA ITRAIEN THORA

June 14th, 2007     Funny SMS

KASH AAP HAMARI GALI MAIN AEIN THORA ITRAIEN THORA SHERMAIN THORA MOSKARAIN THORA GHABRAIEN AUR PHIR ZOR SE AWAZ LAGAIEN TEEN DABA WAICH LO….

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