Funny SMS

plz sit on your seat,,
i dont want to u beat,,
just i want to u eat,,
because u r so sweet,,,,
by nadir

kash tu mera bkra honda….teno piyar nal patte panda…tere singaan no phar ke halanda…te tenu piyar nal pochda .tu pagal wan ke main….tey tu piyar nal bolda …..mainnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana—->

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

doctor se mai elaaj dil karany jab geya…
mashwara us ne diya tu shair kahna chor dy…
aur balad pereshar k bary mai jo pocha to kaha…
ay mariz-e-dil akhbaar pharna chor dy….

meri begum hai jailas khuateno se….
poochti hai mujhse ye miss fakhra kon hain….
ID card jab bana mera to kaha……..
ab batao ye NADRA kon hai…

koi ghahak lout jaye ye tu mumkin hi nahi…….
maine haasil kar liya hai salas meni mai kamal..
ek ghahak ko zaroorat toilet paper ki thi…
mai ne us ko dy diye us k badly reg maal….

agarcha poora musalman to nahi lekin….
main apny deen se rishta to jorh sakta hun..
namaz o rooza, hajh o zakat kuch na sahi….
shab-e-barat mai patakha to chor sakta hun…

Rose is lal , Sky is neela ,
Ur brain is like khali Patila.
Bura maan liya

OK
Rose is red , Water is cool,
I'm beautiful but u r a fool.

Birds of Passage

Black shadows fall
From the lindens tall,
That lift aloft their massive wall
Against the southern sky;

And from the realms
Of the shadowy elms
A tide-like darkness overwhelms
The fields that round us lie.