Funny SMS

AAJ BaS marnay ka irada hai… aur kuch na karnai ka irada hai… JaB se dekha hai tujhay…
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QABAR KA AZAB YAAD AANAY LAGA HAI
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HUSN ko SAND JAWANI ko GHAZAB kehtay hain…. UN ki SOORAT nazar aaye tu AZAB e ILAHI kehtay hain…
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khiyal aatha hai….

kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khiyal atha hai….

aakay chala jatha hai….
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kal chodvi ki raat thi shab bhar hoa kharacha mera…
kuch nai kaha saiyan mera kuch nai kaha balma mera…
MOM b wahan mojod thi…
Mummy nai Kaha chal ghar zara…
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subha teri sham meri ho din tera raat meri ho hasi teri udasi meri ho or jb maut aye tu dost

subha teri sham meri ho din tera raat meri ho hasi teri udasi meri ho or jb maut aye tu dost

A prety young girl took her old mother to a dentist.
Dr. to lady : Aap curtains theek kar k bed per araam se lait jain.
Lady : muaaf karna dr sb check up main ne nahi mama ne karwana hai.
Dr. Amma gee moo khoolo

sardar at an art gallery:
"i suppose this horrible loookingh thing is what u call modern art?"
Dealer:
"i beg ur paradon sir,that's a mirror"

i wrote ur name on sand it got washd.i wrote ur name in da air it was blown away then i wrote ur name on heart nd i got'HEART ATTACK'

Trees Love u! Flowers Love u! Tortoises Love u Deers love u!
monkeys Love u! Plz go back 2 zoo. They all miss u..