Funny SMS

aaj ka sawal ..muhabat ho jati he ya karne parti he.?
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very simple.
khubsurat ho to hojati he.aur agar ameer ho to karni parti he.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

aik bandar nay apni maa say kaha
"maa"ham itnay bad sorat kyun hain
maa nay jawab diya;kay baty khuda ka shukar ada karo .
Un ko dakho" jo" ye sms par rahin hain

timetable of boyz:Mon watch gurl Tue love wed

marriage thu honeymoon fri divorce sat take rest

sun search next! .
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Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar achha nahi lagta,

Dunia walo ko yeh ikrar achha nahi lagta, jab

tak nahi hoti Ashiq ki Maut, Haseenao ko pyar

sacha nahi lagta .
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ik bus main larkay or larkiyan antakshri khel

rahe the..larkion ne kaha hum tumhain hara k

dikha den gien, boys ne javab diya hum haar

gayee chaloo ab dikhaoo .
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Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz

deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera

dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,Ladki jawab

deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna

farz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere

Yeh tumhare behkate kadam,
yeh tumhare kanpte hont,
Yeh tumhare bikhre baal,
Yeh tumhara jalta badan,
yeh tumhari nasheeli aankhien,
Mujhe pehle hi shaak tha k tum
Charsee hu. (923013405339)

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