Funny SMS

When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

HUMAIN TU SHAIROON NE KATA KUTOON MAIN KAHAN DUM THA ,MERI CHAPPAL BHI TOOTI WAHAN JAHAN MOUCHI NAHIN THA ,,,,MY NO IF U ASKING ME ANY QUESTION MY NO: (923013405339)

aik murghi nain 3 anday diya aur dua ki k niak bachay niklian.chuza no.1 dua kerta hua nikla, chuza no.2 tasbee parta hua nikla, chuza no.3 nikla hi nahien. murghi nain perashan hoo ker allah say dua ki to thoree dair bad anday main say awaz aie amee jaa

arz kiya hai,pyar karein gein thora thora,geeli choot mein sookha laura,bacha hoga lamba chora,naam rakhein gein Maa ka laura.03343506613

ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghom raha tha.uska bahoot bara tha.ek aurat ne dekha to boli:pakistan taraki kese kare ga,saree kam k admi tu pagal hein.03343506613

Next week there can't be any crises.My schedule is already full:-0)

I couldn't wait for success… so I went ahead without it;-)

Never go to a Doctor whose office plants have died;-)

mouse to elephant:"2 din k lia apni neekar dena"
elephant: ha…ha..ha… pehne ga kia?
mouse:"nahi beti ki shadi hy tent lagwana hy

cool