Funny SMS

Ho nahi sakta k mujhy teri yaad na aaye,
Bhool k b bhulaon wo waqt na aaye,
Tum bhoolo to tm ko agli saans na aaye,
MA BHOOLON TO…
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BANDA BHOOL HI JATA HAI.

Neend jab muje Aagosh mein laiti he,
Apka chehra nigahoon mein bas jata he,
Ek dam se meri aankh khul jati he,
DIL se ye AWAZ aati he,
"AMMI BHOOOT"

ARYE DEWANOO

MUJHE PEHCHANO

KAHAN SE AYA?

ME HUN KON?

ME HUN KON?

ME HUN

ME HUN

ME HUN…

ABE NALAIK NUMBER DEKH K PATA NAHI CHAL RAHA, MEIN HUN KON!

TERAY SINAY PE DO WAQEEL MIJHE MUQADMA DARJ KARNE DO,
TERI TANGOON K SANGAM MAIN HAI CENTRAL JAIL MERA MUJRIM ANDAR JANAY DO (923013405339){SHIKARPUR}

BOY: JANEMAN IS DIL MAIN AAJA NA ,
GIRL:SANDAL UTAROON KYA?
BOY:PAGLI YE MASJID NAHIN HE AISE HEE AA JAO (923013405339)

Hi! How are you.

open with love this SMS….. koch kana haa up saa , dar lag raha hai , wo he bath jo dil ko chhu jaya , wohe 3 lafz bura to nahi manoo gaya . . . .

sardar g apne marriage certificate ko 1 hour sa dekh raha tha , WIFE: tussi inni dair da ke vekh raha o ? SARDAR G : EXPIRY date lub raha vaa…..!

1 sardar ke mother ke tabiyat kharab thi , jub hospital ley kar gaya to doctor naa kaha ka TEST hoon gaya . sardar bolo "in ke AGE zidha haa TEST nahi ONEDAY karviaa laa!!!!!!!

Kahan koi aisa mila jis pe dunia luta dete,

Hr ik ne dhoka dia kis kis ko bhula dete,

Apna ghum DIL mein daba rakha hai,

Agar karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.