Funny SMS

hindu teacher.. teaching his student,,,,, cow hamari maan hoti hey,, out side school a bull was fucking a cow,, student,,sir,bahir aap ki maa chudwa rai hey,,

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me…

PATHAN talking with SARDAR ji…PATHAN:Hum ne aik aesa cheez banaya hay jis se diwaar ke doosri taraf bhi nazar aata hay…SARDAR Ji:Ki banaya aey…PATHAN:"SORAKH"

sardar 2 airhostess:Mujeh doodh chahiye…
airhostess opened her breast & gave nipple in sardar's mouth.
sardar said:shukar hai behen ki lori se pani nahi manga

khidi se dekha tu raste pe koi nahi tha….khidki se dekha tu raste pe koi nai tha….raste pe jake dekha tu kidki pe koi nahi tha..kya chutiyape ka sher behja mere dost ne:-S…03343506613

good luck

police officer..jab tumhara rape hua to tumne kiya mehsoos kiya?….
girl..ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai na……

ek roz kese na saad ko bulaya
dakho dakho mahfil ma saad ko bulaya
tum darta kun ho hum sa dhakan
humna aj tak shampo ni lagaya

If A Black Man
Has Sex With A
White Girl
Using A .
Pink Condom…..
What Color The
Child Will Be ??
????????
Still Thinking …..
Stupid He's Using A Condom !!

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What Is Sex ??
It Is Science
With A Wife..
It Is An Art.
With A Girlfriend.. .
It is Commerce
With A Prostitute..
&
Social Service
With Aunties 😉