Funny SMS

Danton ko bachanay kay 3 tareekay,

1 : rozana brush kerna !

2 : choclate or sweets kum khana !

3 : ……..
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MUJA SAY KABI PANGA NAHI LAYNA KAA @@@@@@ ij@z

tum pass aaey youn muskuraey ,

apne 32 dant muj ko dikhaey ,

dekh k mera
DIL
phoot phoot rota
haa

yar tum se

EK BRUSH B THEEK SE NAHI HOTA HAI !!!! ij@z

ALLAH PAK ne tumhain paida kiya ka tum us ke ibadat karo , us ke ibadat karoo , rozey rakhoo , namaz paroo , us ka zikar karoo , deeni book,s paroo ,
per tum

"SMS PAR RAHA HOO ! SHARAM KAROO "

ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG ( FIRE )lag gayee , wo upnaa ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? " WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS

kiya lee ker aaey they ? kiya lee ker jayoo gaya ? mujaa SMS nahi ker ka kitne paise bachao gaya ? DEAR paise bacha ker kiya MOB maa CNG lagvioo gaya !!!!!

Eik aadmi afhi raat ko apni moti wife sa " DARLING sisak sisak kaa marnaa tekh haa yaa 1 dum ? WIFE : eik dum AADMI : tu phir apni dosree leg be mare uper rakh doo !!!!!!

Neend jab muje Aagosh mein laiti he,
Apka chehra nigahoon mein bas jata he,
Ek dam se meri aankh khul jati he,
DIL se ye AWAZ aati he,
"AMMI BHOOOT"

PATHAN talking with SARDAR ji…PATHAN:Hum ne aik aesa cheez banaya hay jis se diwaar ke doosri taraf bhi nazar aata hay…SARDAR Ji:Ki banaya aey…PATHAN:"SORAKH"

hi its me dasrhsana here.how arrrrrrrrrrre u

larki aise paheli hai jo kabhi teri aur kabhi meri.
kharha karo to bole 'i love u darling' na karo to bole 'who are you brother'