Funny SMS

ek mavali mera dost thato usne kahayar tum to chars nahin pirahe ho to usne kahamujhko us shaks ka no dojo apni parti ki tarah lage maine apka no number diya galat to nahin kiya na ha ha ha ah

Aj mausam mein kuch ajeeb si bat hy,aj beqabu se mere jazbat hain,g chahta hy k chura lu apko apsay ,mager mama kehty hain churi kerna buri bat hy

sumera malik ne maulana fazlur rahman se kaha" Assembly hall mein sher afgan mjhe ghurta hai, sheikh rasheed mujhe thaarta hai,
abb app bataien mien kia karon?
maulana ne dono baazu phelatey huay kaha "aa jao islam ki aghosh mien…

pathan fucking a Girl in car
a policeman came n said:
what r u doing?
pathan:can't u c.
policeman: mera number kab aye ga?
pathan: is larki k BAAD….

agar "dil" ko anda(egg)kehty to films k naam aisy hoty>
hum anda de chuke sanam>
yeh anda app ka howa>
hum app k andy main rehty hyn>
andy waly dulhania ly jyngy…..

Tere gham main tarap kr mar jayen ge marte huye b tera nam le jayen ge rab se keh kr tuje b uper bulayen ge or uper sath beth kr kurkuray khayen ge..;) @§(<

ukmityiry,
t87

tere bin jiya kayr kese kesay jiya jaye tum bin sadiyo say lambi hain raatain sadiyon say lambay hoay din ajaa lot kara aphir ye dil keh raha hai

araz kia hai ,
wah wah wah wah wah !

defence da nazara , liberty daa fowara ,

shadi teri honi nahi , ker POONDI te guzara !!!!! IJ@Z

14 FEB valentine day ko log esa kiya kartay hain ? kay teek 9 mounth ( MAA ) baad 14 NOV ko childrean day manana parta hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!