Funny SMS
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sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s ar
November 17th, 2007 
sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s are missing except the TV in my house ,
police man : why did the thief not take the TV ?
sardar : OH , that,s because I WAS WATCHING IT !!! IJ@Z
SMS ka rates !!!
SMS ka rates !!!
1995 : 4 rupees
1998 : 3 rupees
2000 : 2 rupees
2003 : 1 rupees
2007 : 12 paisas
HUN KADON MSG KAROO GAY JADON COMPNEY PALYON PAISA DE GE!!!!!
4 ROSES JUST FOR U:
4 ROSES JUST FOR U:
1st FOR GOOD HEALTH…
2nd FOR BETTER FORTUNE…
3rd FOR BEST FUTURE…
n 4th……………..
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So Sweet Is Ur Smile…Gorgeous!
So Sweet Is Ur Smile…Gorgeous!
So Sweet Is Ur Style…Amazing!
So Sweet Is Ur Voice…Incredible!
How Sweetly U Talk…Idealistic!
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N See How Sweetly I lie…..SIMPY MINDBLASTING!!!!!!!!
SEE WHAT ONE SPELLING MISTAKE CAN DO!!!….
SEE WHAT ONE SPELLING MISTAKE CAN DO!!!….
BaNtA sInGh WeNt To GoA…
sEnT aN sMs To HiS wIfE:
"HaViNg WoNdErFuLl TiMe OvEr HeRe, WiSh U wErE "HER"……"
Sardar proposed girl with romantic poetry! Kutta m
Sardar proposed girl with romantic poetry! Kutta mar gya razaai vich. Mai pagal aan teri judai vich. Fernail te machar bay naii sakda sardar tery bin reh ni sakda.
once upon a time there lived two closed friends th
once upon a time there lived two closed friends they tell a lie with each other and brek their friendship
"Beshak Arz kiya hai, teri zindagi men koi gh
"Beshak Arz kiya hai, teri zindagi men koi gham na ho,
teri aankh kabhi namm na ho!
Meri DUA hai tujhko miley 1 SMART si DULHAN JISKA wazan 300 KG say kam na ho…."
Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hai DOSTI,
Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hai DOSTI,
Do Diloon Ka Sath Hai DOSTI,
Khuda ki Khudai Hai DOSTI,
Zindagi Ki Sachai Hai DOSTI,
Naseeb Waley Hain Hum Jo Pai Aap Ki DOSTI.