Funny SMS

Sardar:selling Parashoot,"Plane se kudo,
button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo
Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou?
Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis..

Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi
beshumar kia tha:
Hamari tuo duniya hi ujarr gayi jab se usne kaha:
Arey pagal maine tu mazak kia tha!

Hum ko hum hi se churalo
Dil mein kahin tum chupa lo
Hum akale kho na jain
Dor tum se ho na jain
Pas aao
aao
aao
Rukoo!
Rukoo!
Pehle safeguard se naha lo.

jo jeeta wo sikandar.. jo hara wo jail k andar.. jo SMS kare usko jadu ki japhi.. jo na beje us ko BANDAR KI PAPPI. *TA*

punam ki rat men chand badal jata hy, waqt k sath insan badal jata hy, sochte hen aap ko tang na kia karen, phir sath he apna program badal jata hy. *TA*

ho nahi sakta muje teri yad na aiy, bhul k b tuje bhulaon wo waqt na aiy, jo tum bhulo muje tumen agli sans na aiy, men bholon to . . . . . Yar banda bhul b to jata hey. *TA*

Dosto, Akhrat qarib hy. is luiy apne cell se tmam g frnds k No.s, jokes, pics or tmam sms delete karne se pehle muje forward kar den. *TA*

Dear. send me funny sms regularly.
thanx.

jab hum roya karengay teri yad dhoya karengay jab jiya karayan gay tujhay yad kiya karangay hum mar bhi gai tu kiya howa

frishton kai mobile say sms kiya karayan gay.

a 75 years old bacholer women advertise

"zaroort raishta"

after a month she recieve a letter

"Amma is umer main raishtay nahi farishtay atay hain"