Funny SMS

" Jo jeete wo sikandar,
JO haare wo jail ke andar,
Jo SMS bheje usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bheje usko ,

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMH!
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BANDAR KI PAPPI…"!!!

Arz kia hai janab!
Na jaane wo ham se kia chupati thi,
Tawaja chahiye ga
Arz kia hai!
na jaane wo ham se kia chupari thi,
kuch tha uss k munh mein magar
na jaane q wo ham se sharmati thi!
jab ham ne munh khulwaya k dekha to pata chal

Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De DO Mujhe ,
Aaj Na Sahi Apna Kal Hi De Do Mujhe ,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,

Apni Kisi Achi Bacchi Ka Number Hi De Do Mujhe ….!!!

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE

Wo POPCORN ki khushbu,
Wo Mungphali ki bahar,
Sardi ka Mousam ane ko tayar,
Thori c masti,
Thora sa payar,
Maflar Swetar rakho tayar,
HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAR.

if molvisstart film
making. names of films will b
islam aya tum na aye,
kaho na ramzan hey,
hum zakat de chuke sanam,
maseet mere veer di,
kabhi roza kabhi namaz,
humari tasbih apke paas hey,
imam banaya ap ne,
Aa ab namaz parh

hello waqas

Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala
baccha!
Sweetooo!
Paalo!
Shonoo!
Mmmuaaahhh!
Ohh!ghande Yeeh kya kia..?

1 larki thi diwani C,mobile le kr phirti thi,
nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krti thi,jab b
milti thi muj se,
Bas yehi pocha karti thi,Ye on kesay hota hai?

Saveray jaldi uth k,naha k,saaf j kapry paa k,
masjid ja,ALLAH agay sajde paa k,ankhaan bund kar k
sachey dil nal pooch,
MOLA,jidoon tusi aqal vandi,"main kithey c"?