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if molvis start film
November 22nd, 2007 
if molvis start film
making,names of films will be
islam aya tum na aye,kaho na ramzan hy, hum zakat dy chuke sanam, maseet mere veer di,kabhi roza kabhi namaz,humari tasbih ap ke pass hy,imam banaya ap na,Aa ab namaz parhein,shaheed to hona hi tha
CLOSUP se daant saaf karen,
CLOSUP se daant saaf karen,
PEPSODENT se mazboot karen,
COLGATE se fresh karen,
Ager phir bhi white na hon to,
Beta g Bina Sharmai,
"HARPIC"
use karen…………….
Police = 15
Police = 15
Love = 143
Fraud = 420
Muslim = 786
Cigerrate= 555
Beer = 5000
Mobilink = 300
J.Bond = 007
Aur..
Aur DON:
"03005409090"
wife:mere abba jan jab gatay thay tu urtay parinda
wife:mere abba jan jab gatay thay tu urtay parinday gir jatay thay husband:ku tumaharay abba jan moonh mai kartoos rakh kar gatay thay
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talk
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having s
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
Friends & Strengers are alike displeased with
Friends & Strengers are alike displeased with me,bcz I have never mistaken poison for sugar.It is difficult for a man who knows and sees the truth to confuse a mound of dust with Mount Damavand!
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS men kiya tha yeh kisi ne na kiya ghaur,
SMS men paise lage thay mere halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahe thay 1 or 1 or …!!!
Arz kia hai janab!
Arz kia hai janab!
Na jaane wo ham se kia chupati thi,
tawaja chahiye ga! Arz kia hai,
Na jaane wo hamse kia chupati thi,kuch tha uss ke munh mein magar na jaane q wo hamse sharmati thi!
Jab ham ne munh khulwaya k dekha to pata chala wo "