Funny SMS

wife is like an internet virus she enter ur life scan ur pockets, transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problms delete ur smile & hang u 4 ever!

Agar se
koi
kahe k
aap
good looking
Ho
Smart
Ho
Or
Genious
Ho
To
Ruk K

Mo Per Thappar Dena
Or
Kehna

November K Mahine
Me
April Fool

aik admi apany bchy ko aalim k pas gaya our pocha k mera beta bara ho k kia banay ga? aalim ne as k betay k agay sharab ke botal. paisay aur kitab rakha. bachay nay teeno cheezen layeen. aalim hairan howa, sochta raha , phir bola ye molana fazlur rahman

I LOVE YOU,
send this sms 2 100 girls & win a free trip 2 police station in LUXURY JEEP……………… rehna…………………………peena…………………………&
Body Massaj Free.

Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha,
pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha
jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,,
balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha.
Shame on You

Agar se
koi
kahe k
aap
good looking
Ho
Smart
Ho
Or
Genious
Ho
To
Ruk K

Mo Per Thappar Dena
Or
Kehna

November K Mahine
Me
April Fool

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

wafadar hain hum wafa krein ge,,(**) jaan maongo fida krein ge,,,,, dil maongo nikal k haath pe rakh den ge,,,,.., SIRF100 RUPE KA BALANCE BHEJO NAMAZI LOG HAIN DUA KREIN GE

ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST OPERATION HAY SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA

if molvis start film
making,names of films will be
islam aya tum na aye,kaho na ramzan hy, hum zakat dy chuke sanam, maseet mere veer di,kabhi roza kabhi namaz,humari tasbih ap ke pass hy,imam banaya ap na,Aa ab namaz parhein,shaheed to hona hi tha