Funny SMS
To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
November 25th, 2007 
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
wafadaar hain hum wafa kara gaya
wafadaar hain hum wafa kara gaya
jaan mangoo fida kara gaya
dil mangoo nikal ka hath par raken gaya
SIRF RS 50 KA BALANCE BAHEJO
namazi log hain DUA kara gaya
wafadaar hain hum wafa kara gaya
wafadaar hain hum wafa kara gaya
jaan mangoo fida kara gaya
dil mangoo nikal ka hath par raken gaya
SIRF RS 50 KA BALANCE BAHEJO
kaymat ka 4 sign ,
kaymat ka 4 sign ,
1: logo ka eman chalaa jaya gay
2: zalzay aain gay
3: her ghar sa gany ki awaz aay ge
4:
"BALANCE HOO GAA PER LOG SMS NAHI KIAA KARA GAYA" ij@z
LADY : so , you want to become my son_in_law ?
LADY : so , you want to become my son_in_law ?
BOY : not really but i donot see any other way to MARRY your DAUGHTER !!!!!! ij@z
wo kon se ghari the jab aap paida hoay "CITI
wo kon se ghari the jab aap paida hoay "CITIZEN" "RADO" yaa CHABI WALI , jaldi jawab bhajo COMPANY band karwani hay ,
TA KAH AISA HADISA DOBARA NA HOO !!! ij@z
apna hath apne sir per pherain ,
apna hath apne sir per pherain ,
aik martaba phir pherain ,
aik martaba phir !!!
"AB AAP KO ANDAZA HOO GAYA HO GA KA GADHAY KA SIR PE SEENG NAHI HOTE" ij@z
5 pathano ne mil ker ek taxi li..
5 pathano ne mil ker ek taxi li..
15 din hogae lakin koi savari nahi mili…why?
becoz 3 pathan peeche aur 2 pathan aage beth k savari dhund rahe they.
women,s life is very hard morning….. wash
women,s life is very hard morning….. wash clothes, noon dry clothes, evening….iron clothes, night….remove clothes late midnight ..seach clothes