Funny SMS

teri kami b hai tera ahsas b hai,to door b hai ,pas b hai khuda nay u nawaza teree dosti se mjhko k mjhai khud pe ghuroor b hai or naz b hai…

one,c teacher ask in the class..which animal that it does not have teeth ?..all students are keep silent ..one of the students has pick the fingar and answar the question he said my grand father….

A 4 Saib
B 4 kashti
C 4 billi
D 4 kuta
E 4 hatha
F 4 pakha
ya SMS har unparh k mobil par pohncha or
taleem ko aam karo
Hamara khwab
parha likha PUNJAB

03457689051

A 4 Saib
B 4 kashti
C 4 billi
D 4 kuta
E 4 hatha
F 4 pakha
ya SMS har unparh k mobil par pohncha or
taleem ko aam karo
Hamara khwab
parha likha PUNJAB

EK HUSBAND NE APNE BEVE KO KISI BAAT PER ZOOR SE THAPER MARA OUR THORE DARE BAAD MAI BOLA JANE MAI APP SE BOHAT PYAR KRTA HON TO US KE BEVE NE JAWAB MAI APNE HASBEND KO DOO THAPER MAR KR BOLE MAI BE APP SE BOHAT PYAR KRTE HON HA HA HA HA

My Wife is Missing! A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well, until yesterday

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever.

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !

PAANI WAGDA WEKH DARIA WICH MERE DIL WICH IK KHYAL AAYA, RABBA ENNa PANI DUNIA TE KIS KAM DA JE MERE DOST NU KADE NAHAUN DA KHAYAL Nai AAYA.