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April 11th, 2010 
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. 🙂
The m0st wacky definiti0n 0f high heels:
The m0st wacky definiti0n 0f high heels:
A device invented for sh0rt height w0men,
wh0 were fed up by
c0nstantly being kissed
0n the f0rehead!:-D;-):-P
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, How did you know I was Here?'
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
Impressive quote..
Impressive quote..
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"
SHOAIB MALIK