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December 2nd, 2007 
dear customer !
dear customer !
u have now subscribed KANJUSI package ,
u can enjoy saving of SMS ,
your subscription title KANJUSI is valid till ALLAH give u taufeeq 2 send SMS !!! ij@z
Ek shaks new doctor bana , doctor banene ka baad
Ek shaks new doctor bana , doctor banene ka baad us ne pehla opertation kiya ,
opertation theater se nikal ka kena laga
"ya ALLAH mera pehla gift
kabool karna" !!!!
YE JO JOTTE OTHA K LAYA HOUN,
YE JO JOTTE OTHA K LAYA HOUN,
YOUN NA SAMJHO CHURA KI LAYA HOUN,
ESY ALLAH KI DAIN HI SAMJHO,
USI K GHAR SE UTHA K LAYA HOUN.
wife: suna he k jannat me husband k sath wife ko
wife: suna he k jannat me husband k sath wife ko nahi rehney dete..
Husband: sahi suna he.
wife: aisa kyun?
Husband: arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hein…
0332-3987742
wife: suna he k jannat me husband k sath wife ko
wife: suna he k jannat me husband k sath wife ko nahi rehney dete..
Husband: sahi suna he.
wife: aisa kyun?
Husband: arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hein…
any fuck that has been fucked can still be refuck
any fuck that has been fucked can still be refuck if the fucker and the fuckee belive that the fuck is a fucking good fuck.
Aggr
Aggr
Koi aaj k din
aap se kehy k
aap
Kubsorat ho
smart ho
Genious ho
Tu
Rakh k thaper do
q k
wo dec men
April FOOOOOOL
mana raha hai.
Sardarni: RAt kafi ho gai hai per sardar g nehin a
Sardarni: RAt kafi ho gai hai per sardar g nehin aey zaroor kisi larki ka chakar hai;
Sardar ki Maan:Hamesha Bura hi sochna kia pata kisi truk k nechy aa gea ho.
1 larki class mainbiscut kha rahi thi,Adha kha k a
1 larki class mainbiscut kha rahi thi,Adha kha k adha brazier me chupa liya.sir ne kaha ye kya kar rahi ho?pas walay larkay nay bola:doodh me dubo k kha rahi hay………………..