Funny SMS

open with love this SMS….. koch kana haa up saa , dar lag raha hai , wo he bath jo dil ko chhu jaya , wohe 3 lafz bura to nahi manoo gaya . . . . INSAN BAN JAYOO !!! ij@z

ALLAH PAK ne tumhain paida kiya ka tum us ke ibadat karo , us ke ibadat karoo , rozey rakhoo , namaz paroo , us ka zikar karoo , deeni book,s paroo ,
per tum

"SMS PAR RAHA HOO ! SHARAM KAROO "

sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s are missing except the TV in my house ,
police man : why did the thief not take the TV ?
sardar : OH , that,s because I WAS WATCHING IT !!! IJ@Z

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha " TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI, 452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO, TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI " Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola . "

LADY : so , you want to become my son_in_law ?
BOY : not really but i donot see any other way to MARRY your DAUGHTER !!!!!! ij@z

wo kon se ghari the jab aap paida hoay "CITIZEN" "RADO" yaa "CHABI WALI" , jaldi jawab bhajo COMPANY band karwani hay ,
TA KAH AISA HADISA DOBARA NA HOO !!! ij@z

wafadaar hain hum wafa kara gaya
jaan mangoo fida kara gaya

dil mangoo nikal ka hath par raken gaya
SIRF RS 50 KA BALANCE BAHEJO
namazi log hain DUA kara gaya!

Sardar:Beta ye kaisa maches laye ho aik b nahi jal rehi..

Beta:Kya baat kertay ho papa sub check ker k laya hun…..

kabhi tum apni mohabbat ka aitabar to do..

main chahun toot k ye ikhtyar to do..

guzarti nahi yun zindagi tanha..

ik 500 ka note udhar to do..

wat do u thnk abt thoze people,who never wana talk abt thoze people.