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sardar was smoking in front of his father . sardar
December 4th, 2007 
sardar was smoking in front of his father . sardar ,s friend : oey abbay de samney smoking ?
sardar : ABA HI HAA NA KOI PETROL PUMP TO NAHI!!! ij@Z
loiaa lalann vach , teen tabhaa vach , sokiaa roth
loiaa lalann vach , teen tabhaa vach , sokiaa rothiaa vach , copy catabhaa de radee vach , adde wale gothiaa vach ,
"FER BALANCE PUVAA TA SMS PAAG"
once a sardar owned a restaurant ,
once a sardar owned a restaurant ,
a man came up to him and said
sardar gee SOUP maa makhi haa .
sardar replied " O DIL VADA KAR YARA OONEY KINNA PEE LENAA WAA "
Why girls close thier eyes while kissing a Guy?
Why girls close thier eyes while kissing a Guy?
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Ans: Ye lerkiayan bhi na lerkon ko kabhi khush nahi deikh saktin…
meri taref se apko 1 "puppi" aapki sahel
meri taref se apko 1 "puppi" aapki saheli ko1 "pappi" saheli ki saheli ko1 "puppi"batau bhala kiun?aaj hi mere "doggy" ne 10"puppi"ko janam de hai!
SERDI KA ZAMANA HAI MOSAM BE SOHANA HAI EK DO SMS
SERDI KA ZAMANA HAI MOSAM BE SOHANA HAI EK DO SMS KRO DOST KYA BALANCE KO 2008 TAK CHLANA HAI
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
aik dafa mulla nasiruddin gadhe per sawar tha our
aik dafa mulla nasiruddin gadhe per sawar tha our bulta tha ke mera gadha gum hogaya hey kese ne bola tum to gum nahee ho shukar karo ous ne bola ha shukar hay may nahee beta hoo ab mey bhee gum hogaya tha
HUM DUAA KARTAY HAIN KHUDA SAY
HUM DUAA KARTAY HAIN KHUDA SAY
KAY WOH AP JAISA DOST OR NA BANAYE
HAMARAY PASS EK CARTOON JAISI CHEEZ HAI
WOH BHI COMMON NA HOJAYE