Funny SMS

Sardar:Beta ye kaisa maches laye ho aik b nahi jal rehi..

Beta:Kya baat kertay ho papa sub check ker k laya hun…..

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar…

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

Main yahan hon yahan hon yahan hon yahan

agar koi aj k din ap se kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO
SMART HO
JENIUS HO
TU
RAKH K STUPID K MOO PER THAPPER DO KO WO DECEMBER MAIN
APRIL FOOL MANATA HAI

7 peer 7 chataiyon pe bethe the
1 admy aua or sabse buzrig peer ko bola
baba larki set nahin hoti
peer ne sabse shote peer ko kaha
choto 1 or chatai bicha de

Koon sa gham he jo ye haal bna rakha he, Nato make up he na balon ko saja rakha he, Khuwamkha cherti rehti he ye rokhsaro ku, Tum ne zulfon ku bohat sar pe charha rakha he

Allah aap kolambe balon wali
neeli aankhon wali
gulabi honton wali
zabardast body wali
khubsurat si aik bachia ata kare
Qurbani k liye……..P