Funny SMS

jab tum rote ho to aisa lagta hai ke insan pehle bandar tha,
dekho plz tum rona mat, kyun ke
jab tum rote ho to aisa lagta hai ke insan aj bhi bandar hai!!!!!!!

LOVE IS LIKE A PANT

BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A CHADDI

BECOZ

PANT PHAT BHI JAE TO

CHADDI IZZAT BACHA LETI HE
THAKS FOR BIENG MY "CHADDI FRIEND"

AJJ SATURDAY HAI

YEH SMS 5 FRIENDS KO SEND KARAIN…

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INSHALLAH…

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KAL SUNDAY HOGA!
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IS KO IGNORE MAT KARNA
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WARNA….
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PARSON MONDAY HOGA???????
KAISA

Doctor Implants a New Ear a man.

Man: U Idiot U gave me a Woman's Ear".
DOC: It makes No difference.

man:It does'
I hear everything but Understand Nothing"

Chori Choori yon Ana jana Choor Do,
CHUPKY CHUPKY YON NAZRAIAN MILANA CHOR DO KISI DIN BOHAT PITO GY UN SY TUM YON MASJDON SY JOTY CHURANA CHOOR DO>>> hahahahaha

Kiss me

kiss me

Kiss me

Jaldi karo

Tazi se kero
koi be nahi ha
Do u know kiss me
Means
k-koi
I- intersting
S- sms
S- sent Kro
So kiss me

Chori Choori yon Ana jana Choor Do,
CHUPKY CHUPKY YON NAZRAIAN MILANA CHOR DO KISI DIN BOHAT PITO GY UN SY TUM YON MASJDON SY JOTY CHURANA CHOOR DO>>> hahahahaha

Chori Choori yon Ana jana Choor Do,
CHUPKY CHUPKY YON NAZRAIAN MILANA CHOR DO KISI DIN BOHAT PITO GY UN SY TUM YON MASJDON SY JOTY CHURANA CHOOR DO>>> hahahahaha

Ek Pathan Gali Sy Guzar Raha tha Achanak Us ny Jukh kar Kuch Utha ya or Zoor sy Chilaya KAhny laga,Kaminy log (poti) abhi asy karty hain jasy koi samosa para ho…

Ek…..larki,
Bazar sy …… lany Gye or …… women sy Takra gar gye, or us ki Saari……. gar gaye
(khali Speace Main Ek Hye Alfaz Lagy ga Batao koon sa main janta hoon.