Funny SMS

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apna hath apne sir per pherain ,
aik martaba phir pherain ,
aik martaba phir !!!

"AB AAP KO ANDAZA HOO GAYA HO GA KA GADHAY KA SIR PE SEENG NAHI HOTE" ij@z

dear customer !
u have now subscribed KANJUSI package ,
u can enjoy saving of SMS ,
your subscription title KANJUSI is valid till ALLAH give u taufeeq 2 send SMS !!! ij@z

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha " TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI, 452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO, TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI " Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola . "

masroofiat ?
kanjoosi ?
laparwahi ?
narazgi ?
ghuroor ?
ungli pe zakham ?
mobile ki khrabi ?
alfaaz ki qillat ?

"YA KOI AUR WAJHA HAI SMS NA KARNAA KE "

ick larkaa ALLATH A MUSUKHIEE ke shop paa ASLLA(wapen)
dak kar bolaa "ALLATH A MUSUKHIEE ke shop paa yaa
ASLLA(wapen) ? shopkeeper bolaa bahi mara real kam he ya haa.
larkaa : wo kasa ? shopkeeper yar jub koi muj sa SASAZ khread ka
jatah

ARAZ kia haa , WAH WAH WAH WAH

in LARKIOO SA DOSTEY ACHE NAHI FARAZ
LAMBE ARIEE WALEE GOTHIAA HAA KOCH TO KHIAL KAR!!!!

Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi
beshumar kia tha:
Hamari tuo duniya hi ujarr gayi jab se usne kaha:
Arey pagal maine tu mazak kia tha!

Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki,
Per wo kambakht
"MADARI"
aap ko roz lata nahi.

kaha per ho? jahan per ho wahen per rehna 1;2 hr k lye baher nahy nikalna tmhary jaan ko khatra hy baher bandar akarni wale ghom rahy hyn